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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"
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"A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it"
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."
"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"
"If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?"
"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."
"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"
"i saw this homeless guy talking to himself and i was like, ""who is he talking to?"" then i thought ""who am I talking to?"""
"Illegal immigrants can never get a cold drink. They don't want to be anywhere near ICE."
"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."