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Joke of the Day

"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."

"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."

"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""

"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"

"*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he 'erect a penis'."

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"