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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."

"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"I wrote a song about cutting down trees. It's not a snappy tune, it just lumbers along."

"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."