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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"
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"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."
"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"
"Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are."
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."
"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."
"[Gym] Hello ladies, and welcome to Body By Jake! Me: ""Jake?"" *i discreetly shove the cake I brought into my bag & back out of the room*"
"A man walks into a bar. The impact gave him a concussion."