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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blond who got hurt while raking leaves? she fell off the tree."
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"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."
"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."
"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."
"I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch."
"I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, ""thank you baby jesus"" and left."
"Marriage. When dating goes too far."
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