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Joke of the Day

"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."

"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."

"""When fat people finish eating their Popsicles, let's punish them with the taste of death."" --the creator of the wooden Popsicle stick"

"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."

"All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me."

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"