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Joke of the Day
"""There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions."" Children"
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"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."
"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"
"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"
"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"
"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."
"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""
"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"
"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."