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Joke of the Day
"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."
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"Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]"
"Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour"
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy"
"Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""
"How do you cut the Roman Empire in half? With a pair of Caesars!"
"Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk? It's an udder disappointment."
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"