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Joke of the Day
"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."
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"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."
"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."
"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."
"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."
"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"
"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!? ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!"
"Say ""raise up lights"" out loud. You just said ""razor blades"" with an Australian accent."