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Joke of the Day

"I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, ""thank you baby jesus"" and left."

"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."

"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."

"Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? He was part of doctors without boarders ."

"Why don't Canadians wear tank tops? They don't have the right to bare arms"

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"What did the pervert get for Christmas? A partial in a pear tree."

"Why is the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in Coffee instead of Caw Fee."

"Did you hear about the 4th place winner with the muscle condition? Even though he didn't rank in the top three he still got atrophy."

"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."