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Joke of the Day

"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb."

"What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come."

"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"

"What do tornados and black people have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood"

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."

"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."

"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"

"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."

"Did you hear about the guy who repeated a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""