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Joke of the Day
"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"
Next Joke
"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."
"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"
"Text your dad ""egg salad sandwich"" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken."
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."
"My friend told me I didn't understand irony Which was ironic considering we were stood at a bus stop at the time."
"My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do... Apparently ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."