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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me I didn't understand irony Which was ironic considering we were stood at a bus stop at the time."

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"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""
"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."
"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."
"Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? To prevent double billing."
"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."
"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."
"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"
"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"
"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."
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