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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
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"Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM and seek to protect my trademark from infringement."
"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."
"Are you half decapitated? Because this joke is poorly executed."
"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: Know why I pulled u over C: Stop that M: Stop that C: Wanna go to jail? M: Wanna go to jail? C: No.. errr"
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""
"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."
"Headline: ""Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey"" My 1st thought was, ""Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo."" I must have Thanksgiving on my mind."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian."