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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
Next Joke
"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."
"Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help."
"Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to."
"Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama."
"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."
"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."
"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"
"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"
"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"