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Joke of the Day

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""

"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."

"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."

"You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like"

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First third and emergency."

"Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal. But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time. And she should have seen it coming."