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Joke of the Day

"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"

"Once a girl lied to her husband about her extra martial affair .. You know what happened next ? Christianity"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."

"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."

"I always feel a little sad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants or lost his family in a fire."

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."

"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"

"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"

"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"