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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."
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"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
"Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste."
"What did Jesus say to Peter? Hebrew"
"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"
"Redneck joke If'n you and your wife get divorced, and still agree to be cousins, you might be a redneck."
"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"What's grey and can't swim? A castle"
"Fallout 4 doesnt come out in japan till december 17th.. Which is fair, because they got the original fallout about 60 years before us."