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Joke of the Day

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."

"[at work] ""Mornin, Margaret."" ""Mornin. You're late today."" [looks at watch] ""Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"""

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"

"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."

"I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less..."

"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."

"What did the physicist say when his wife wanted to go jewelery shopping? ""I don't have the energy for this."""