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Joke of the Day

"You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything"

"The soldier survived pepper spray and mustard gas He is now a seasoned veteran."

"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."

"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb? It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch."

"Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine."

"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"