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Joke of the Day
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."
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"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
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"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."
"This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene."
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."
"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"
"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words."