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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife she would look pretty bald if she were bald."
Next Joke
"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."
"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"
"I am certain my life would improve 91% if I had a British accent."
"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."
"If you don't eat your candy corn in three separate bites starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, you're a communist."
"What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!"
"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"
"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more people inside her than the statue of liberty!"