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Joke of the Day
"I am certain my life would improve 91% if I had a British accent."
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"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."
"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* M'laria"
"*stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed."
"I was so happy when I got my first pubic hair! But instantly saddened when I realized it was just my penis :(..."
"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"