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Joke of the Day

"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"

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"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."
"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, ""I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."""
"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."
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"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"
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"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"
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