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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more people inside her than the statue of liberty!"
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"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"
"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."
"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"Well, it's ""Fat Tuesday."" But for a lot of America that just means ""Tuesday."""
"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."
"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."
"I raped someone so hard in a LoL match last night but forgot to record it It's ok. Found it on Pornhub."
"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."