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Joke of the Day

"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"

"Kid: Mommy's last name must be ""Honey"" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: ""Sorry,"" I think"

"I have a short joke for the ladies, on Thanksgiving My penis"

"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants."

"They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'"

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."

"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."

"What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him? Hey, get off me homes !"