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Joke of the Day
"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"
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"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"
"My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered."
"[bedroom] Me getting out whipped cream: I've been waiting for this Gf: kinky, I like it Me already eating pie: what"
"New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it ""Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty""."
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!"
"What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis? Goats"
"Explain joke What do pigs eat? Mud pies"
"Cure for AIDS Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food. Patient : How will that cure my AIDS? Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for."