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Joke of the Day
"Bernie Sanders should change his name to Colonel. That way he'll surely get the black vote."
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"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"
"Your life and greatest achievements"
"I hate when films say "" 'MAY' contain nudity?"" Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME"
"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"
"what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning? it becomes daytrogen"
"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."
"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."