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Joke of the Day

"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."

"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""

"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

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"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? NINE!"

"What doesn't kill you might come back to finish the job off so keep your wits about you."

"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."