65298

Joke of the Day

"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."

"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"

"[dentist giving me a filling] Me: guh uh hag a hogreg? Dentist stops: what? Me: do you have a boyfriend?"

"Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body."

"Free wifi! Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."

"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."

"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey."

"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""