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Joke of the Day
"Conserve energy. How would you feel if someone turned you on and left?"
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"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."
"I have an EpiPen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying...It seemed pretty important to him that I have it, I'll cherish it always. edit: grammar"
"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
"I once swallowed two separate strings and they came out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot."
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."