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Joke of the Day

"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""

"What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos."

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper."

"Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?"

"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"To that person who long, long ago, first looked at coffee beans and thought, ""You know, I bet I could make some kind of hot drink out of these things.""... I THANK YOU. VERY VERY MUCH."

"Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants. My dad called that one The Standard"

"Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups."

"Why will there never be an Asian president? Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing."

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"