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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? NINE!"

"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."

"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"

"Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!"

"What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk? Lack toes and tall or rent"

"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."

"I'm feeling more attracted to you lately. Have you put on weight?"

"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."

"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."