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"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls"
"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"
"The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords."
"""I saw a flock of cows today"" ""Flock of cows?"" ""Yes a flock of cows"" ""Herd of cows?"" ""Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"""
"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."
"Doctor & Patient F Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? Cause he grew up in Pawtucket."
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
"Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?"