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Joke of the Day

"What doesn't kill you might come back to finish the job off so keep your wits about you."

"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? because it is two-tyred. edit: sorry about ""it's own""."

"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"

"How do depressed people play the violin? With a razor and their wrist."

"I really like money, but I don't like to work."

"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."