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Joke of the Day

"The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym."

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"Did you hear the joke #4126?"
"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"I make my kids drink tap water because I feel their chances of gaining unexplained super powers are greater with tap."
"I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with ""Yes"" written on the side of them."
"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"
"I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek..."
"Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more."""
"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"
"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"
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