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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"
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"never trust an atom they make up everything"
"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"
"A Priest, rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar And orders a drink"
"hungover at 22: dag gonna be 9 minutes late for work at 39: ...finally, to my faithful cat elroy i leave my cache of nagano '98 olympic pins"
"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."
"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."
"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."
"My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said ""Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"" ""Because Yogurt Tastes Better"" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday"
"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."