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Joke of the Day

"Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more."""

"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"

"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"

"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."

"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"My Dads career advice was ""Do what you love"". So I'm trying to make a living jerking off and playing video games."

" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."

"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"

"What's the difference between a hungry girl and a horny girl? Where she puts the cucumber."