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Joke of the Day

"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"I opened a new nightclub named 'Erectile Dysfunction'. It was a complete flop, nobody came."

"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."

"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."

"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"

"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."

"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque"

"Harry Potter's favorite band Just read the new Harry Potter story on Pottermore and learned one interesting factoid. His favorite band is Wand Erection."