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Joke of the Day

"I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with ""Yes"" written on the side of them."

"UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP UNZIP - ZIP *looking for condom in my ""Beat It"" zipper jacket*"

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"

"The cow says ""Moo."" The pig says ""Oink."" The dog says Ed..ward."

"My teacher yelled at me for saying ""black paint."" Apparently, in Spanish class we're supposed to say ""pintura negra."""

"*pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say"

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."

"Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad? Because America is never wrong."

"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."