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Joke of the Day

"Why does superman have balls of steel? I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well"

"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"

"Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road!"

"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."

"It Only Gets Worse As An Adult, Charlie Brown"

"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."

"[JOB INTERVIEW] {Don't let them know you're a tectonic plate} ""What would you say is your biggest fault?"" San Andreas?"

"I saw a refrigerator call a cab once Guess he was tired of running."

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"Do you remember the first ass you ever saw? I do, it spat in my face and almost kicked me in the head!"