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Joke of the Day
"It Only Gets Worse As An Adult, Charlie Brown"
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"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...And he asks the bartender ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? Free of charge"""
"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"
"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine? Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"
"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"