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Joke of the Day
"I saw a refrigerator call a cab once Guess he was tired of running."
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"As a person with alzheimers, all my punchlines are..."
"Friends with benefits who are bad at sex ...are hard to come by."
"I got arrested by a female cop today... She said ""everything you say can and will be held against you"". I replied ""your boobs""."
"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"Fun prank idea: Take your friend's fiancee to lunch and say things that give her doubts about the relationship."
"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."
"I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday.. Then I realised it said ""thick cut""!"
"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"