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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""
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"I don't drink anymore. Cocaine is a Hell of a drug!"
"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."
"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"
"Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam Son: ""Ey dad, what is Islam?"" Dad: ""Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"""
"I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan. I'll call it Ground Gyro."
"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"