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Joke of the Day

"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"

"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"

"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"

"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."

"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."

"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"

"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."