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Joke of the Day

"You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you'll look pretty popular."

"What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom? Help! I'm melting!"

"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"

"What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education."

"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"

"Anti-jokes Does anyone have any good anti-jokes? I'll go first! Q:What's sad about four black men in a Cadillac driving off of a cliff? A:*They were my friends.*"

"Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup."

"I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"

"I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$"