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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue? I'm stuck."

"How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak? You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them."

"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."

"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit."

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"

"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."

"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"