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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"A new gay dinosaur has been found Megasaurass"

"How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up."

"Even the coffee is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Wait...am I being poisoned? *drinks it anyway*"

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""

"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?"

"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""

"What do you get when you have a blonde do a handstand? A brunette with bad breath."