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Joke of the Day
"A new gay dinosaur has been found Megasaurass"
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"Your words of wisdom make me want to seek the tranquility and comfort of a mental institution."
"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."
"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."
"Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children."
"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how in the hell did they get in there?"
"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"
"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"