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Joke of the Day
"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"
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"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"When I die... I just want 2016 to be my pallbearer, so it can let me down one last time."
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"
"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"
"What is the definition of a Wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done."
"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."
"I blame Picasso for all these women who use markers to draw on their eyebrows."
"Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is"