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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."
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"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."
"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"F*CK You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You And You "
"Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"
"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."
"What did one empty beer bottle say to the other? ""I'm drunk."""
"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"
"Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit."