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Joke of the Day

"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."

"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and says ""Give me a beer and a mop"""

"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"

"I found out today that I was adopted. But they returned me."

"Your mama is so fat ... She broke the stairway to heaven."

"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"

"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"

"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"