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Joke of the Day

"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."

"Why did they invent the shopping cart? To teach women to walk on their hind legs."

"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? 'cause he was too far out man!"

"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame that they'll never meet..."

"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"

"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"

"My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can't get laid."

"I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me."